FINAL ACTION!

As per tradition, I have cooked up yet another Year-End Rider Series song parody. This time, we’ve got one more variant of Double Action that you won’t see in stores. Stay tuned to this entry for an mp3 version of this with new vocals from the R5 Crew. Hopefully.

In the meantime, here’s the tune. Lyrics after the jump.


DOUBLE ACTION ~R5 FORM~
Lyrics: K. Den (Adapted from LOVE+HATE)
Vocals: G-Cyber Hearts

Listen to that final chime
It’s now January
Time to end the climax
And get off the train.
Throw away that ticket
It’s null and void.
Bandai and Toei
They really need the money
So it all starts again…

1.
You were just calling him
Candy Corn Eyes
But when Den-O came on
You were caught by surprise.
You found yourself tuning in every week
Mainly thanks to Hana aka Yuriko Shiratori

BUT NOW
Anticipation makes you shake
The images come in and you complain
You don’t want the ride on the Den-Liner to stop
But the sad truth is
TIME MUST MOVE ON

Then you tune and watch episode one
You see him in action and the job is done
First you hit eBay
Toys N Joys
then Hobby Link
Now this New Rider
Is Your Number 1

Renamed your Myspace account
Changed your AIM Screenname
You try to deny it
But you’ve been sucked in
Burning in your eyes
That NEW SHOW PASSION
Icons…
…And Fanfics
Are being uploaded as we speak

2.
It’s halfway through now and things are on a roll
People on forums start to call you a troll
Constant debates over who’s the best
Black RX, Blade’s King Form, or Den-O’s Climax

JUST THEN
Something starts to change
Your burning passion
Has started to wane
Your brand new hero
Just isn’t as cool anymore
FACE IT
THE SPARK HAS FADED

Then you step back and ask
“What have you done?!”
Your brand new Rider
Is not number 1
All that fangasming…
Arguments…
and all the theories
Pulling back right now
Would be Hypocricy!

Renamed your Myspace account
Changed your AIM Screenname
Don’t even bother trying
Cuz’ it’s now too late
You were blinded by
That NEW SHOW PASSION

Icons…
…Fanfiction
All of those blog entries
Now lingering regrets.

Then you flock back
To Kabuto and Hibiki
Shows that last year
You proclaimed that they reeked
Now you go on
About them being so sweet
But anything is better
than your shattered dream.

3.
Can’t rename your Myspace
Your forum’s locked you out
You’re forever branded
for falling for hype
You swear to yourself
It won’t happen again
But the new promo hits
And it all starts anew…

Renamed your Myspace account
Changed your AIM Screenname
You try to deny it
But you’ve been sucked in
Burning in your eyes
That NEW SHOW PASSION
Icons and Fanfics
Flow out once again.

Renamed your Myspace account
And changed your AIM Screenname
You try to deny it
But you’ve been sucked in
Burning in your eyes
That NEW SHOW PASSION
Bandai…
..And Toei
Still getting your money
Year after Year….

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