SERVE! SERVE! SERVE!

Believe it or not, the Voltron song from Robot Chicken actually has some hilarious lyrics, now posted here for your amusement. Here for reference is a fanvid that hasn’t gotten the axe yet. Check em out after the jump.


Lets get it going!
Mama packed a sack’ lunch,
Papa gave a juice box!!

Work it out on the floor! Work it out on the floor! (Yeah!)
Work it out on the floor! Work it out on the floor! (Oh!)

If You ain’t here to dance,
Get your ass out the door!!!

Background:
We just got served team!
All:
VOLTRON, REPRESENT!

I wanna bam (with ya girlfriend)
I wanna roll (with ya poolboy)
Freaks can’t come
Let’s get it goin’

Work it out on the floor! Work it out on the floor! (Hey!)
Work it out on the floor! Work it out on the floor (What!?)
Work it out on the floor! Work it out on the floor!

Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!

Back again it’s the Robeast digger
And my dawg is bigger
Come to blast a trigger

School’s in session ’cause you gonna get an education
Child in the bathroom with Allura doing masturbation

(Bounce!) Planet Doom put a hurt on a robot
Shame on a witch gave a spank to a robot

Kicking ducats in buckets with a ruckus for King Alfor
Never win a battle ’til you pulling out the blazing sword!

Work it out on the floor! Work it out on the floor (Hey!)
Work it out on the floor! Work it out on the floor (What!?)
Work it out on the floor! Work it out on the floor (What!?)
Work it out on the floor! Work it out on the floor (Ho!)

(Ugh!)
Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! (Oh!)
Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! (Yeah!)
Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! (Hey!)
Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! (What!?)
Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! (Oh!!!)

I wanna bam (with ya girlfriend)
I wanna roll (with ya poolboy)
I wanna freak…!!!!!!

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