…And I haven’t even SEEN it yet!

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So new scans have made themselves apparent regarding the forthcoming Kamen Rider Decade: All Riders VS DaiShocker. Instead of ranting, I figure I would share with you the following dialogue….

(It is Monday Night. MIKE is in a near catatonic state as he stares at a grouping of pictures from All Riders VS DaiShocker. He fires up an IM Window and starts to speak to KARA.)

MIKE:
…Karaaaa. Kamen Rider’s gone wrong….

KARA:
What now …

(Mike is about to start explaining but thinks of a way to better relate. The idea pops in his head.)

MIKE:
Let me put it this way.  Doctor Who, right?

KARA:
Right.

MIKE:
Imagine if we get a Who movie finally and they somehow manage to get everybody back. The full 11. (Beat) But then suddenly, 1 [William Hartnell] turns out to be played by Adam Lambert.

KARA:
…………..

MIKE:
But that isn’t even the worst of it! Imagine then that 11 has only had maybe four episodes and is saved from Dalek extermination via his NEW incarnation who is slated to appear at the end of the series…

KARA:
………….

MIKE:
….Then all of a suddenly a revived giant version of the Dalek Supreme shows up and 11 says that there’s only one way to save the day. (Beat) In comes Tom Baker who everybody thought wasn’t going to show up because of the lack of appearance promo materials. (Beat) 11 suddenly turns into the Watcher, merges with Tom Baker….and regenerates into into Rose.

KARA:
…………..

MIKE:
…..Nobody wants her there. Nobody came to see her. But for whatever reason….there she is.

(PAUSE)

MIKE:
….Still with me or have you started punching things?

KARA:
(In shock)
All that shit is seriously not funny….

MIKE:
Welcome to my world for the past few hours….

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4 thoughts on “…And I haven’t even SEEN it yet!

  1. Really, J should be there just because he is still a Kamen Rider. This whole “Decade final form ride into giant Decoder belt” thing is retarded though.

    I really don’t know how they are screwing up something as simple as a team up. This shouldn’t be hard. New Daishocker organization appears and the new and old Riders team up to stop it. That’s about it. The thing writes itself.

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